Total Morons

SHYGUY76: Look, all of you need to shut up.  You're total morons.

DEMTITTIZ: No, you're the moron.

ARAGORN69: lol

SHYGUY76: Listen, just shut up for a second.  I'm trying to explain why you're so wrong it's not even funny anymore.

SHYGUY76: Please tell me that the pic you sent was taken in the goddamn mirror or something, because your circle is totally inverted.

DEMTITTIZ: WTF would you know about it, loser?

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DEMTITTIZ: This is right out of White Star's book, "Sendings and Summonings," and her name is really big in the internet community.  Who the fuck are you to say you know better than her?

ARAGORN69: /nod

BRIARTHORN: Yeah, cite your sources.

SHYGUY76: OMG HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE I HAVE ACTUALLY SUMMONED THINGS.

DEMTITTIZ: No you haven't.

SHYGUY76: /HEADDESK

SHYGUY76: The summoning circle in S&S is backwards.  The energies point outward, not inward.

BRIARTHORN: Of course they point outward, dumbass, they're a ward to keep your summoning from trying to kill you.

SHYGUY76: So help me, bitch, do you even read?  That circle's not a warding circle at all.  It's a summoning circle.

DEMTITTIZ: Don't talk to her like that, not cool bro.  You're welcome to your opinions, but B's my girl.

BRIARTHORN: <3

SHYGUY76: If you really give two shits about her, you'll listen to me.  External wardings in summonings are worth less than whatever is currently between your buttcheeks, Dem.  If all your focus is outward, it'll never show up.

DEMTITTIZ: Huh?

ARAGORN69: Huh?

SHYGUY76: The point of the circle is to protect the spirit.  It needs offerings inside the circle and then strong mojo to keep it fed while you're talking to it.

DEMTITTIZ: HAH!  Shows what you know, tool.

DEMTITTIZ: WTF lame kinds of crap have you "summoned" pal?  This isn't for your dear aunt Sally to tell you where she buried the will, we're summoning a DEMON.

SHYGUY76: ...

DEMTITTIZ: "..." is right, assmunch.  The circle has to point outward to keep the energies of the world from interfering with energy from the Hell plane.

SHYGUY76: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SUMMONING DEMONS THEY WILL FUCKING COME FOR ME AND PUT ME OUT FOR THE SUN.

DEMTITTIZ: Huh?

ARAGORN69: Huh?

BRIARTHORN: Jesus, now what is your problem?  If you don't want info on magickal workings, you're on the wrong board.

SHYGUY76: Y'know what, you're totally 100% right.  I was wrong and you were right.  Have fun, best wishes, hope your ritual goes off without a hitch.

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6/5/2013 - Police are baffled tonight by what is being described as a cult murder and/or suicide here in the suburbs of Philadelphia.  Detective Pete Saunders said that the current assumption is that some kind of wild animal was brought into the basement by the three teenagers for ritual sacrifice, but the animal broke free and none of the would-be-warlocks survived.

"It was effin' sick," Saunders said, censoring his speech for our recording.  "We got in there and the heads had been ripped clean off every one of them.  Black candles and crap everywhere."

As of this time, the police are not expecting to find any surviving witnesses.